Emergency Dad Jokes

Being a dad is already a full‑time gig, so why add the pressure of inventing fresh groan‑worthy one‑liners every time someone hands you a barbecue tong? This pocket‑sized deck is packed with 100 terrible, ready‑to‑deploy dad jokes that guarantee at least three eye rolls, two sighs, and one “Oh my god, stop” per use. It’s chaos, it’s charming, and it’s exactly what every dad (or dad‑energy human) needs in their cargo shorts.

Each double‑sided card features a joke on the front and a spot on the back to add your own heartfelt note… or just “Hi hungry, I’m Dad.” Perfect for Father’s Day, cottage weekends, stocking stuffers, or anyone who believes comedy should hurt a little.

DETAILS

• 100 double‑sided cards
• Dad joke on the front, space for “wisdom” on the back
• Box measures 4 inches wide by 2.7 inches tall by 1.7 inches deep (101 x 68 x 43 mm)
• Cards measure 3.5 inches wide by 2.5 inches tall (89 x 63 mm)

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