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A boxed card deck or book-style product with a lavender front cover and bright orange base, photographed on a clean white background. The cover text reads, "EMERGENCY AFFIRMATIONS FOR EXCEPTIONALLY STUPID DAYS" with smaller text above and below.
Box of 'Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days' on a white background
Stack of colorful cards with 'DON'T BE' text in a red holder on a white background
An orange-red card holder box with a white card partially pulled out, printed with the text 'DON'T BE ASHAMED OF WHO YOU ARE. THAT'S YOUR PARENTS JOB.
Six rectangular affirmation cards arranged in a 2x3 grid on a white background. Each card has a different pastel border color: lavender, pale lavender-gray, red, orange, green, and pink, with white, gray, and colored text inside.
Six rectangular sticker cards arranged in two rows on a white background, each with a different pastel border and printed humorous quote in contrasting text.
Pack of 'Emergency Affirmations' cards on a red background with various affirmations.
  • A boxed card deck or book-style product with a lavender front cover and bright orange base, photographed on a clean white background. The cover text reads, "EMERGENCY AFFIRMATIONS FOR EXCEPTIONALLY STUPID DAYS" with smaller text above and below.
  • Box of 'Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days' on a white background
  • Stack of colorful cards with 'DON'T BE' text in a red holder on a white background
  • An orange-red card holder box with a white card partially pulled out, printed with the text 'DON'T BE ASHAMED OF WHO YOU ARE. THAT'S YOUR PARENTS JOB.
  • Six rectangular affirmation cards arranged in a 2x3 grid on a white background. Each card has a different pastel border color: lavender, pale lavender-gray, red, orange, green, and pink, with white, gray, and colored text inside.
  • Six rectangular sticker cards arranged in two rows on a white background, each with a different pastel border and printed humorous quote in contrasting text.
  • Pack of 'Emergency Affirmations' cards on a red background with various affirmations.
Brass Monkey • Kansas City, Missouri

Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days Card Deck

$27.00

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Some days are great. Some days are fine. And some days are… exceptionally stupid. For those moments, this deck by Brass Monkey is your emergency backup plan. Just reach in, pull a card, and let a slightly unhinged pep talk remind you that you are, in fact, capable of kicking today right in the shins.

Inside you’ll find 100 unique affirmations that range from surprisingly encouraging to delightfully chaotic. Each card is printed on heavy‑weight stock, tough enough to survive a few salty tears, a dramatic sigh, or a desk‑slam of frustration. The two‑piece box is designed to sit proudly on your desk, ready for the next meltdown, wobble, or “why is everything like this” moment.

Perfect for coworkers, friends, students, or anyone who needs a little pick‑me‑up with a side of sass.

DETAILS

  • 100 unique affirmation cards
  • Display‑ready two‑piece box
  • Heavy‑weight card stock
  • Box measures 4 x 5.3 x 1.7 inches (101 x 134.6 x 43 mm)
  • Cards measure 3.5 x 5 inches (89 x 127 mm)

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