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Your Ass is Mine Valentine

Your Ass is Mine Valentine

Happy (almost) Valentine's Day my friends!

I know, I know. Half of you are all like "Blargh, Valentine's Day was invented by the good people of Hallmark Emily. We're not buying."

The other half of you are "Ooooo! Love! We LOVE love!"

Whatever camp you fall into, I'm pretty confident I've got just the card.

Because when it come to Valentine's Day (or any occasion really) Emily McDowell knows just what to say.

For example:  

All of these cards, and many more are available in store AND online right now (go!).

Order by February 9th for guaranteed delivery.

I love you.

Em