{"product_id":"judging-you-dish-towel","title":"Judging You Dish Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor kitchens where the dishes aren’t the only things being evaluated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis dish towel brings peak sass with its “Silently Judging You” energy — because yes, it absolutely is. Thick, absorbent, and ready for real‑life messes, it’s the perfect blend of practical and playful. Hang it up for a guaranteed smirk, gift it to your favourite silently‑judgy friend, or keep it handy for the next time someone loads the dishwasher… creatively.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCute enough to display. Tough enough to clean up the evidence. A true kitchen truth‑teller.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: 100% cotton (soft, thick \u0026amp; absorbent)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrint: “Silently Judging You”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 27.5\" x 20\" (70 cm x 50.8 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGSM: 250\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHanging loop: Top‑corner ribbon for easy display\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare: Machine or hand wash cold, hang to dry; no ironing or bleach\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExplore all available Uptown Sox products \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.cheerfullymade.com\/collections\/uptown-sox\" title=\"Uptown Sox Maker Page\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uptown Sox","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50599638335734,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0286\/7362\/files\/Judging_You_Dish_Towel.jpg?v=1778613755","url":"https:\/\/www.cheerfullymade.com\/products\/judging-you-dish-towel","provider":"Cheerfully Made Goods + Markets","version":"1.0","type":"link"}