Inappropriate Questions Baby Card

What is it about having a pregnant body that signals to everyone-- from Steve in accounting to the cashier at 7-Eleven -- that it's open season on invasive lines of questioning?

This card can't stop the questions (if it could, I would be retired on a tropical island) but it can send good vibes for shutting them down in a brilliant manner.

Measuring 4.25" x 5.5", these cards are blank inside and come with a matching kraft envelope.