Complete Paralysis Card
"Threw my back out sleeping and tweaked my neck sneezing so I'm probably just one strong fart away from complete paralysis."
Let's face it, regardless of your age we all feel like this sometimes!
Each card measures 4.25" x 5.5" inches and comes blank inside for your own message. They are printed on high quality card stock, glossy outside/matte inside, and come with a matching envelope.